If I remember correctly, one is supposed to wear a nude/neutral lip with bold eyeshadow and nude eyeshadow with a bold lip. That did not happen today because of reasons. #hussy #toomuchmakeup #burgundylips

Vanity tray.

GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE

paradoxesforeveryone:

slowlydescending:

forgottenwinterfrost:

MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER

we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.  

Why does this not have more notes?! HELP HIM OUT!

For Guests

So a lot of people have been asking questions, and here are the answer’s as I am tired of repeating myself.

Regarding the ‘500,00 post about my mother calling me her son’. Please, I am tired of receiving hate towards that,just drop it, at my request,because I have spoken to her about it, and she absolutely refuses to call me her son. And no child, I am not trying to ‘get attention’ because I have asked her and I quote, “Mum, There’s this post on Tumblr where it said that if it get’s 500,000 notes, the user will get a fluffy chicken, so I was wondering..if I make a post like that will you start calling me your son and my name??” And she was tired, so she replied with a ‘yes’. Probably not thinking of it. So, please drop it…It does not matter anymore…Thank you.”

(via mermaidsandmugshots)

Mom found another to wake me frantically for. Sans babies (on the outside - for now,) thank gawd.

2 days ago on May 22, 2013 at 08:15am

yes, i meant to make that public. let it be known, thecomickid365 is hawt. UNF.

thecomickid365 asked: I enjoyed how you liked everything on my instagram.

you made my ovaries explode. also, pics that were not of you were entertaining.

confusedtree:

You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months

(via homofuck)

GPOY

theonewhosawitall:

$1.1 BILLION

(via hellscarnage)

I LOVE THIS MAN. 

(via hellscarnage)

M:3ow

I forgot ALL about this episode.. OMG I just laughed harder than I have in a long while. Holy shit..

(via missbrookemfc)

Listen + Watch:

RAWR. o.0 

Because I know you all care so much; today’s #manicure. #nailpolish #glitterygreen #womenssexyhands #oldpolish

Natural wave/curl. #grownoutbob #purplehair