If I remember correctly, one is supposed to wear a nude/neutral lip with bold eyeshadow and nude eyeshadow with a bold lip. That did not happen today because of reasons. #hussy #toomuchmakeup #burgundylips
GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE
MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER
we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.
Why does this not have more notes?! HELP HIM OUT!
So a lot of people have been asking questions, and here are the answer’s as I am tired of repeating myself.
Regarding the ‘500,00 post about my mother calling me her son’. Please, I am tired of receiving hate towards that,just drop it, at my request,because I have spoken to her about it, and she absolutely refuses to call me her son. And no child, I am not trying to ‘get attention’ because I have asked her and I quote, “Mum, There’s this post on Tumblr where it said that if it get’s 500,000 notes, the user will get a fluffy chicken, so I was wondering..if I make a post like that will you start calling me your son and my name??” And she was tired, so she replied with a ‘yes’. Probably not thinking of it. So, please drop it…It does not matter anymore…Thank you.”
(via mermaidsandmugshots)
Mom found another to wake me frantically for. Sans babies (on the outside - for now,) thank gawd.
yes, i meant to make that public. let it be known, thecomickid365 is hawt. UNF.
thecomickid365 asked: I enjoyed how you liked everything on my instagram.
you made my ovaries explode. also, pics that were not of you were entertaining.
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months
(via homofuck)
I forgot ALL about this episode.. OMG I just laughed harder than I have in a long while. Holy shit..
(via missbrookemfc)
Because I know you all care so much; today’s #manicure. #nailpolish #glitterygreen #womenssexyhands #oldpolish








