Lawn Gnome

View from within Los Duranez, yo.

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:13:36 -0600

View from within Los Duranez, yo.

If I remember correctly, one is supposed to wear a nude/neutral...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:22:50 -0600

If I remember correctly, one is supposed to wear a nude/neutral lip with bold eyeshadow and nude eyeshadow with a bold lip. That did not happen today because of reasons. #hussy #toomuchmakeup #burgundylips

Vanity tray.

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:20:09 -0600

Vanity tray.

GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:43:49 -0600

paradoxesforeveryone:

slowlydescending:

forgottenwinterfrost:

MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER

we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.

Why does this not have more notes?! HELP HIM OUT!

“For Guests

So a lot of people have been asking questions, and here are the answer’s as I am tired of repeating myself.

Regarding the ‘500,00 post about my mother calling me her son’. Please, I am tired of receiving hate towards that,just drop it, at my request,because I have spoken to her about it, and she absolutely refuses to call me her son. And no child, I am not trying to ‘get attention’ because I have asked her and I quote, “Mum, There’s this post on Tumblr where it said that if it get’s 500,000 notes, the user will get a fluffy chicken, so I was wondering..if I make a post like that will you start calling me your son and my name??” And she was tired, so she replied with a ‘yes’. Probably not thinking of it. So, please drop it…It does not matter anymore…Thank you.”

Mom found another to wake me frantically for. Sans babies (on...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:15:44 -0600

Mom found another to wake me frantically for. Sans babies (on the outside - for now,) thank gawd.

yes, i meant to make that public. let it be known, thecomickid365 is hawt. UNF.

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:39:01 -0600

yes, i meant to make that public. let it be known, thecomickid365 is hawt. UNF.

I enjoyed how you liked everything on my instagram.

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:37:57 -0600

you made my ovaries explode. also, pics that were not of you were entertaining.

confusedtree: You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:16:38 -0600

confusedtree:

You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months

GPOY

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:05:19 -0600

GPOY

theonewhosawitall: $1.1 BILLION

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:55:16 -0600

theonewhosawitall:

$1.1 BILLION

I LOVE THIS MAN.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:23:00 -0600

I LOVE THIS MAN.

M:3ow

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:36:58 -0600

M:3ow

I forgot ALL about this episode.. OMG I just laughed harder than...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:33:34 -0600

I forgot ALL about this episode.. OMG I just laughed harder than I have in a long while. Holy shit..

Listen + Watch: RAWR. o.0

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:49:37 -0600

Listen + Watch:

RAWR. o.0

Because I know you all care so much; today’s #manicure....

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:17:07 -0600

Because I know you all care so much; today’s #manicure. #nailpolish #glitterygreen #womenssexyhands #oldpolish

Natural wave/curl. #grownoutbob #purplehair

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:09:04 -0600

Natural wave/curl. #grownoutbob #purplehair

willlaren: Family Tattoo on Flickr. imagine how many cool...

Sat, 18 May 2013 04:13:03 -0600

willlaren:

Family Tattoo on Flickr.

imagine how many cool rasta hats you could have bought had you not got that shitty tattoo..

gpoy

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:27:01 -0600

gpoy

lisaphilbin: High School Student gives a lesson to its teacher...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:59:31 -0600

lisaphilbin:

High School Student gives a lesson to its teacher at Duncanville

diaryofasexualdeviant: hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:09:00 -0600

diaryofasexualdeviant:

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

This so so much.

wow. Jim? you just broke my heart. I really don’t like you now. (yeah, I’m sure you’re crushed.)

also, I have PLENTY of men in my life that LOVE that I get my nails done. (did I just imply that I’m a slut? No, but what of it if I was? Pssshh..)

ETA: there’s lots of guys (and girls) that love women’s hands/have a fetish for hands and nails. :P